Twitter Bird (The Story of a Bird Who Loves to Tweet)

This story is originally in Tagalog but I’ll try my best to translate it in English.

A male bird was so horny that he wants to have a “tweet” immediately. So off he went to find a suitable mate. Alas! He found a cute female bird.

Male bird: “Tweet! (Excited) Twit twit twit twit?!” ( making a gesture with his wings pointing a right feather repeatedly to an outstretched left wing.)

Female bird 1: “Tweeet…:( Twit twit twit twit…:(“ (making a gesture with her 2 wings pointing her femininity, meaning, she’s menstruating.)

Male bird: (making a sad face) “tweeet…tweeet…tweeet.”

Then he saw another female bird. He was so excited that he immediately approached the bird and asked if they could tweet.

Male bird: “Tweet! (Excited) Twit twit twit twit?!” ( making a gesture again with his wings pointing a right feather repeatedly to an outstretched left wing.)

Female bird 2: “Tweeet…:( Twit twit twit twiiit…:(“ (with both of her wings making a gesture above her belly that she’s already pregnant).

Male bird: (devastated) “tweeeeet…tweeeet…”

Few hours later, an attractive female bird saw the male bird approaching. She immediately went to the male bird and asked if they could tweet.

Female bird 3: “Tweet! (Excited) Twit twit twit twit?!” ( making a gesture with her wings pointing a right feather repeatedly to an outstretched left wing.)

Male bird: “Tweeet…:( Twit twit twit twiiit…:(“ (making a gesture with his right wing, feathers cupped in between his legs & in a jerking motion.)

Aaaahh…so the male bird self-twitted.

Hence, the birth of the Twitter. Hihihi!

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