Me and my sisters, together with Mom, were watching TV downstairs. I saw a commercial about Celeteque wrinkle remover with the model putting the cream on her eye area.
Me: ooh, I want to try that one! I’m starting to have wrinkles around my eyes.
Mom: It’s cross fit.
My younger sister smiled and asked my Mom to repeat what she said.
Mom: cross fit.
Younger sister: (laughs) cross fit??? you mean CROW’S FEET.
Mom: yah, cross fit.
Me: hey, mom’s like that. listen, mom, say Rich (name of my 10-month old nephew).
Mom: Rits.
Me: say apple.
Mom: epol.
Me: how about pizza?
Mom: (smiles) picha.
I think the wrinkles around my eye just grew deeper…:)

